Language gone Loco Part II

I was with Candice at Muddy Murphy’s, an Irish Pub last night:

Candice:
Excuse me, could I have a pack of Marlboro Lights Menthol?

Server:
You mean Marlboro Menthol Lights?

Candice turns to me:
What the fuck is the difference?

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Few years ago, at ice cold beer, a pub along Emerald Hill:

Me:
I’ll have a dozen of chicken wings?

Server:
you mean 6, or 12?

Me: (wtf????)

Also at ice cold beer:

Me:
Can I have a whiskey soda?

Server:
Sure.

Me:
Could you add a lemon wedge into it?

Server:
You mean cordial?

Me:
Er….... No? I meant a WEDGE??? The fruit????